Confronted by Eggplant

I recall once being confronted by cold eggplant on my plate at the end of the meal when very young. I didn’t like the looks of it and had postponed eating it until last. But my mother had a firm rule that I had to finish everything on my plate before I could have dessert or be excused.

Never had eggplant before. One taste convinced me that I never wanted to have it again, but mother would not bend. I had to finish every last bit. She admonished me to think about all the starving children in the world who would beg to eat my eggplant if they could. I knew enough not to tell her to mail it to them.

My second bite tasted so awful it made me shiver although I managed to swallow it. Most of my malodorous task still lay before me. I simply could not conceive of placing a third bite of this slimey, cold, clammy, mess into my mouth and I began trying to stall for time.

Gave a piece of it to the dog, Hiho quickly spit it out and walked away.ย  I am in trouble. After over an hour, I had finished.ย  Mother never served eggplant again.

Last year, I grew eggplant and had it again. It is still to me like eating an old, purple sponge. Why would someone want to do that? Why would I want to do that? Sure, you can fry it up and slap some sauce on, but at the end of the day, itโ€™s still just an old, purple sponge. The same things go for turnips and rutabagas.ย  #Gardening.